ill take that to go

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

ecofrat:
me gettin stabbed as usual
“lol what can you do”

but no one ever asks what the d wants

rights

I was on ebay and then I saw this… who takes pics of what they are selling in the refrigerator?!!???

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

dick so small i thought it got blasted by the wumbo belt

ecofrat:
me gettin stabbed as usual
“lol what can you do”

What a nice cereal box.

Remember those swiffer commercials where the broom was like in love and in the background they would play ‘who’s that lady’ and it was just

frozen came out 20 years ago
just let that sink in

delete that off the internet

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—	my mom (via unclefather)